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Evolve Supply Co.

Dead Inside Christmas Card

Dead Inside Christmas Card

$5.50 CAD
$5.50 CAD $5.50 CAD
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For the ones running on caffeine, sarcasm, and holiday exhaustion — the Dead Inside Christmas Card says what we’re all thinking. Darkly funny and unapologetically real, it’s the perfect way to spread a little honest holiday cheer.

✨ Details:

  • Includes envelope
  • Blank inside for your message
  • Printed locally in Alberta, Canada
  • 20% of profits donated to the Breaking Free Foundation to help fund mental health therapy

 

🎅 Perfect for: Your favorite Grinch, burnout bestie, or anyone who loves their holidays with a dash of dark humor.

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